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15 Sep 2005 Dyke dilemma

Let me ask you a question. It's a question about love. If you wanted to attract a certain type of person you would present yourself in a way that would make that person attracted to you, right? For example if you wanted to attract a science buff, maybe you could brush up on your science knowledge to have a good conversation. If you wanted to attract a blond bimbo you could train yourself to get toned muscles and a wash-board-type six pack. If you wanted to attract an Emo you might try dying your hair a crappy jet-black colour that drapes over your eyes, wear some generic black nu-metal t-shirt and lock yourself in a room and listen to something like "My Chemical Romance" for 7 days straight. Actually forget that Emo part, nobody likes them.

My point is I have this friend and she is a lesbian, which in some sense is a same because with her looks she could have any man she wanted. Anyway she's a lipstick lesbian, the kind of girly-girl that loves red lipstick, perfect skin, long sexy hair, and she is nearly ALWAYS in a short skirt. The thing is she's attracted to dykes. Dykey lesbians. Manly lesbians. The more butch and 'rugged' looking the better it seems. However these powerful creatures don't seem to be attracted to my lipstick ladyfriend. Me and my good buddy believe that it is because of her general appearance she is doomed to failure. The solution, she needs to turn into a dyke. And a good starting point would be to get a dyke haircut. So I thought I'd come up with some suggestions.

Now I would have liked to have taken original photo's of her and messed about with the hair with Photoshop, or even with a pencil. However I do not have permission to show her photo and I respect her privacy. So I drew her portrait and altered that picture. I can get away with this because, contrary to popular belief, I'm rubbish at drawing. ^_^

Without further ado, here's the original look:

The original lipstick lesbian

And here are some of the looks I've come up with:

Personally I like the 80's Jem look, and not because it was the first drawing I did. I believe it would suit my lesbian friend well. It can't fail! Lock up your dykes, she's on the prowl. Oh and try loosing the skirts and wear some trousers. Camouflage combat would be a good start.

I give this advice because I care. What do you think?

Posted at: 23:57 PM