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27 Jun 2006 From odd to bad in my bed

[Dream] I had a dream on the 18th June 2006. I think it was that night anyway. I wrote down what happened in my dream, but they're just notes and I've forgotten a lot of the details by now. But its got more of the details down.

I was in my room in bed. It was all dark as it was night time. I remember my bed feeling fluffy and comfy. Then a cat jumped on my bed. It was all black, except for various white bits. It was very friend towards me,snuggling up to me and stuff. However when it went under the covers it would turn into a human woman. It would leave the covers and turn back into a cat; slip back under the covers, human woman. So I did what any guy would do with a naked woman in their bed I guess. I had sex with it when it was in human form. Then I woke up, it was still night time.

When I woke up I snuggled up with my girlfriend who was sleeping next to me. She woke up and told me that she had a dream. I can't remember exactly what it was but I remember it having something to do with a big fanny (that's vagina for all the yanks out there), her having sex (or being raped I think) and that there were whales inside her (not full sized whales mind you, they were tiny inside her). Then my girlfriend started to whisper in my ear. No... it was more like chanting quietly and sinisterly in my ear. Shed somehow had me pinned down on my bed without holding me down. I couldn't move. I started to get scared, I didn't know what was going on.

I said (in a Monty Pyhton-esque accent) "Right, stop this now. This is getting silly" but still she kept chanting, smiling with an evil smile. There was eerie, sinister background music playing as she slowly slide down to the end of the bed, eyes fixed on me. I helplessly watched her in fear. She slowly stood up at the end of my bed. The music changed to "Kittie - Run like Hell". She grinned at me and bared her vampiric fangs at me. I silently screamed, I knew what was going to happen. Then my girlfriend lunged at me.

I then woke up in real life. It was all a dream; a dream within a dream.

I was slightly startled by what I had dreamed. I woke up girlfriend up with the sound of me scribbling down what I dreamt under the light of my mobile phone. Now this is where it gets embarrasing.

I tells her the dream I just had, the cat, her being impregnanted with whales, and her turning into a vampire and biting me. I then sheepishly asks her "Y-you're not gonna grow fangs... are ya...?" Then she suddenly pounced on me and pretended to bite my neck. I jumped. I knew that my girlfriend was going to do that and yet I still jumped; I was so shaken by my dream.

How embarrasing.

Posted at: 23:49 PM

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Dingy said on Tuesday 4th of July 2006 at 10:00:53 PM

Gravatar You sly dog...you never mentioned you were +1... What's her name Graxie? Eh? Eh?

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