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22 Oct 2006 Girlfriend gone wrong, Simpsons dealing with Apocalypse, and the dog tag that I want

[Dream] I had another one of those nights where I had multiple dreams in one night.

The first dream...

I was at my salsa dance class as per usual, I was with my girlfriend M, the teacher Antony was teaching and strutting his stuff, everything was as it should be. It was soon the end of the night and we were getting ready to leave. M turned to me and she asked "Do you love me?". I held her face and replied "Of course". Then her face became more distorted and ugly in my hand. My heart began to race with fear. She asked me again if I loved her and I said yes, but with a slight tone of fear in my voice. She grinned at me and it scared the hell out of me.

So much so that it woke me up. After reassuring myself that it was all a dream I slowly drifted back to sleep.

The second dream...

This time it was an episode of the Simpsons (once again not being a funny show) and the whole Simpson family was running away as everyone in the country (which happen to be England at the time) was under some kind of mind control by an evil force, I don't remember who or what. One by once each Simpson member was caught and gave into the evil influence and became one of 'them'. The family reached the Scottish shores and the only family members left were Lisa and Marge, and me (how the hell did I end up in the chase???) They managed to find a boat and rowed out to sea and escaped. The remaining Simpsons managed to make it to Egypt (which so happened to be around the corner) and there lied the Sphinx. The Simpson ladies and I managed to get inside and there we met up with Apocalyse of X-Men fame. He had heard of what was happening to the people of the world and he offered a way to help by making myself one of his Horsemen of the Apocalypse. He was actually a really nice, friendly chap.

But I wasn't the only one who was given the chance to be a horseman. There were six other guys there too; slim, well built, average all round. I was examined by one of Apocalypses minions and they pointed out a whole varieties of flaw with me that meant I couldn't be a horseman including being too fat and having some kind of disease/genetic defect that meant I have sever ingrown fingernails. I then woke up in real life.

(I think one of the reasons I dreamt that dream was because I read X-Men: Blood of Apocalypse the other day. Good read that.)

The third dream...

I was with M once again (she has returned to her normal, beautiful self) and we were at her house. We were preparing for her family gathering (though they weren't her real life family, just some random people). They arrived one by one and I was at the door greeting each of them. I noticed M's glasses on the side and I put them on for a joke. Turns out I really like wearing them so I kept them on. Shortly afterward my old Uni friend Adam turn up out of the blue. I greeted him with smiles and hugs and we started chatting away as if everything was normal.

Then M and I were at a ficticious store in London not unlike Forbidden Planet but with less comics and more collectable-figures-type-stuff. I was looking for a Ork dog tag (from Games-Workshop fame, this is an actual product that exist in real life but is out of product and I have not been able to find one). I looked on all the shelves, I asked the clerks, but no luck.

But the clerks were nice enough to offer to contact if they find the dog tags so I tried to leave them my details. However they thought that my mobile phone number was in fact a Greek telephone number, and yet they ended up writing "05/" as the phone number. Very strange. I tried to tell them my email but it was so complex that I gave up and wrote it down for them. We then left the store.

It had started to rain so M produced an umbrella, I had forgotten mine. I was trailing behind her so I galloped like a cat to catch up with her. Suddenly my umbrella dropped out of her umbrella. I picked it up but it had gotten itself inside out (of whatever the term is). So I held it against the wind so it would sort itself out. However the umbrella was edging towards some electric power grid cables so I quickly let go of it before it touched the cable and gave me an electric shock. I got told off by M for nearly getting electrocuted.

I then woke up in real life.

Bonus dream sequence...

I just remembered another small bit from a seperate dream. I was walking down the street at night time with M and some other friends. I was ahead of them by a fair bit. Suddenly I got caught by a purple thorny vine and it tripped me up. The thorns had really dug themselves in around my ankle. I tried to pull myself free but the more I struggled the deeper the thorns dug themselve into my flesh. I really felt the pain.

Posted at: 23:11 PM

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