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17 Jan 2007 Kitty go wee-wee

[Dream] I had a dream last that featured a lot of things happening throughout the nights sleep. The only part that I can distinctly remember is this....

I was back at home in my old home town of Fareham. I had my work colleagues over (which is quite improbable as they all live in Andover/Basingstoke area, a good hours drive away from Fareham) and were all chilling and stuff. I went to my kitchen, which has a glass door that leads to the garden. It was raining outside.

Then I noticed a little black kitten with ginger stripe patches at the door looking wet and miserable. Feel sorry for it and wanting to so it some pet affection I let the kitten in where it shook its fur and cleaned itself up. I layed beside it in a playful manner and stroked it and played with it a bit.

Then the kitten proceeded to lift its hind leg like a dog and pee on me... For about five minutes...

I layed there unable to move whilst I was getting drenched in cat urine. I was saying things like "OK you can stop peeing on me now. Seriously, anytime now!" but furry lump ignored me and carried on with its business.

When it had finished relieving itself on me one of my work colleagues came into the kitchen to see where I went. He saw me on the floor in a fetal position (and now completely naked somehow) drenched in cat pee with the kitten next to me. He put two and two together, found the situation funny and proceeded to tell the other work colleagues what had happened, in which they found it funny too and laughed.

Understandably I felt a wee bit embarrased.

The dream carried on with the same co-worker talking about a cat he once had, my old ginger cat named Mustard (whom I have dreamed about a few times already). I can't remember exactly what he said but it came out something like this:

"So yeah I use to have this cat, it was a lovely ginger cat. Unfortunately it passed away a short while ago. But I figured that it would be most respectable just to leave him alone, just to lie there and bask in the warm sunlight. Y'know all wrapped up in a bin bag and thrown in a dustbin."

After that I woke up.

Posted at: 13:31 PM

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