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19 Oct 2006 The Money Shot; worth its weight in gold?

[Rant] It's a funny old thing The Money Shot™. If you sit down and think about it you realise that it serves no useful purpose in life outside the porn industry, other than to satisfy people's fantasies.

The reason for TMS is to show the fact that the man has climaxed after a lengthy session of sexual intercourse. Whilst this may be a useful thing for all the people watching these movies with their pants around their ankles, when you're at it you don't need to be reminded that you have 'finished and in need of a nap and/or smoke'. At least I don't anyway. Also in procreational, evolutionary terms what other animal do you know has sex with a mate and then flips her over and sprays sperm all over her?

So is there a point to this? Do people actually enjoy giving and receiving TMS?

I can see why men may enjoy doing it to the ladies. Maybe it's a sign of dominance, it's a way of marking the woman thusly making her his property. It's like a non-verbal way of saying "You're my wife now!" Maybe men like presenting women with home-made pearl necklaces. I just see it as an awkward moment where you both give the look of "What the hell you doing?" to the man and then the man feel obligated to clean up the mess he just made. Maybe I wasn't doing it right.

And despite what the porno films might make you think I've yet to meet a woman who feely and openly admits that they like rubbing man-cream all over their silky smooth skin whilst moaning in an orgasmic manner because the cream keeps them eternally young. Or something like that.

So perhaps the TMS fantasy myth should go into retirement and try showing a more realistic way of representing the climax. After all it's generations of young men that will be influenced by the porn of tomorrow, they ought to see something that is mostly true to real life. Maybe the man should climax into a condom, tie it up and wave it in front of the camera and say with a smile on his face "paydirt!"

Posted at: 1:26 AM


Your Thoughts

SKEDDY said on Thursday 19th of October 2006 at 08:23:31 AM

Gravatar The best alternative to the money shot?

The Dirty Sanchez.

Harlandos said on Thursday 19th of October 2006 at 09:20:37 AM

Gravatar Whop it in a cup!

ELYSE said on Friday 20th of October 2006 at 03:26:42 AM

Gravatar Okay, the Dirty Sanchez... makes me want to vomit and laugh at the same time. LOL! *pukes*

So, I was watching this movie once (It wasn't porn. I never watch porn. EVER!) and the female of the one-on-one (like basketball... or something) was on her knees... not even being touched... and rather than moaning lightly (which is what I usually see... when I'm not watching porn) she kept screaming "Oh, yeah! Oh baby! Yeah! That feels so good!" And I kept thinking... if sitting on my knees while a man is standing in front of me (doing nothing, of course, cause I wasn't watching porn) gives me that amount of pleasure, I think shooting myself in the head would be a too humane death.

Yeah. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

STARLET said on Saturday 21st of October 2006 at 04:11:10 PM

Gravatar My fiance and I had this conversation not so long ago, I said I couldn't understand why they do it in porn as it's really not representative of real life...on my forums we have a Girls only section and a boys only section so we each started a thread in them asking 'Do you like to spunk over your woman'/'Do you like it when your man spunks over you' and the resounding response was 'NO' - I think only one of the guys said yes, but he was probably some little kid who's only ever seen a naked lady in porn haha

Tony said on Sunday 22nd of October 2006 at 06:20:48 PM

Gravatar Don't lie ladies. You love that shit, you know you do. You ask your mamma. She loves it when ya dad does her doggy then flips her over and bangs one out on her tits.

And who the hell wants porn to be realistic? How horrific would that be! Ooo! Mmm. OW! OW! Your on my hair! Mmm. Ahhh. Keep it like it is, at least it's funny.

No thanks.

I even fill my bike like a porn star. I whip it out and spray that shit all over the place. Then I spark up a wheezer right after. That's why I'm not allowed back at the local BP garage anymore.

I think you should vet these responses before putting them live; some one might get offended.

GRAX said on Sunday 22nd of October 2006 at 06:31:14 PM

Gravatar Why? This shit is funny. XD

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