Past Entries - June 2006
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29 Jun 2006 The Day I was 24
It's my birthday as of right now. There's only another 14 hours left until it's over.
Let the praise and present giving begin!
27 Jun 2006 From odd to bad in my bed
I had a dream on the 18th June 2006. I think it was that night anyway. I wrote down what happened in my dream, but they're just notes and I've forgotten a lot of the details by now. But its got more of the details down.
I was in my room in bed. It was all dark as it was night time. I remember my bed feeling fluffy and comfy. Then a cat jumped on my bed. It was all black, except for various white bits. It was very friend towards me,snuggling up to me and stuff. However when it went under the covers it would turn into a human woman. It would leave the covers and turn back into a cat; slip back under the covers, human woman. So I did what any guy would do with a naked woman in their bed I guess. I had sex with it when it was in human form. Then I woke up, it was still night time.
When I woke up I snuggled up with my girlfriend who was sleeping next to me. She woke up and told me that she had a dream. I can't remember exactly what it was but I remember it having something to do with a big fanny (that's vagina for all the yanks out there), her having sex (or being raped I think) and that there were whales inside her (not full sized whales mind you, they were tiny inside her). Then my girlfriend started to whisper in my ear. No... it was more like chanting quietly and sinisterly in my ear. Shed somehow had me pinned down on my bed without holding me down. I couldn't move. I started to get scared, I didn't know what was going on.
I said (in a Monty Pyhton-esque accent) "Right, stop this now. This is getting silly" but still she kept chanting, smiling with an evil smile. There was eerie, sinister background music playing as she slowly slide down to the end of the bed, eyes fixed on me. I helplessly watched her in fear. She slowly stood up at the end of my bed. The music changed to "Kittie - Run like Hell". She grinned at me and bared her vampiric fangs at me. I silently screamed, I knew what was going to happen. Then my girlfriend lunged at me.
I then woke up in real life. It was all a dream; a dream within a dream.
I was slightly startled by what I had dreamed. I woke up girlfriend up with the sound of me scribbling down what I dreamt under the light of my mobile phone. Now this is where it gets embarrasing.
I tells her the dream I just had, the cat, her being impregnanted with whales, and her turning into a vampire and biting me. I then sheepishly asks her "Y-you're not gonna grow fangs... are ya...?" Then she suddenly pounced on me and pretended to bite my neck. I jumped. I knew that my girlfriend was going to do that and yet I
still jumped; I was so shaken by my dream.
How embarrasing.
26 Jun 2006 [Generic "I'm still here" title #1]
It's amazing the kind of stuff that happens when you're away from the Internet for two weeks.
I'm still not properly connected to the Internet in my house yet. I'm still resorting to stealing my neighbours wireless connection using the laptop that I
really should be returning (it's like the guy doesn't want it back or something). But I'm still gonna write anyway.
Since I've been gone for two weeks I've been on a bit of a forced detox of Second Life. I've not been able to play the game at all and act as
resident British DJ for various Second Life clubs and such. Also, I've been out of the social loop for far too long, and I wonder how easy it will be to shoe-horn my way back into the game. I'm not sure if I want to though. Which is a shame in a way seeing as I've just paid for another four months of game time. No biggie, it's only about £12. I love the strong british currency sometimes. But the truth is I've not missed Second Life for one simple reason...
There's finally a woman out there who realises that I'm quite a catch and she said "Go out with me" and I said "Luv to". And frankly all the other women in the world have missed out. Sorry, y'all had your chance, but you can't have me anymore. I'm off the menu. I've got a good feeling about this woman, and it's not just the one in my pants. I'm going to do all I can to return the favour to her in any way I can.
I've also been having lots of
dreams that I can remember when I wake (I'm still not used to falling asleep with another person yet so I tend to wake up easily after only getting a few horus kip.) Fortunately I've make a note of them and I'll write them all out for your viewing pleasure over the next week. Gives you've a reason to keep coming back.
Finally (the main reaon why I'm writing despite not being officially online) I've been listed on
25peeps.com so I figure that I'd make a mention of it here. It was a fun thing I registered for back in April and now I finally got put on it... Bout time too.
11 Jun 2006 Wot?? No net?? Not again!
Ah crap
One of my housemates is moving out of the house in a few days time to a bigger place. Good for him I say. There's just one little problem... He's taken his Internet connection with him too! I now have no net connection as of yesterday. That selfish sonovabitch! The fact that he warned me about this two weeks ago, giving me plenty of time to sort this out, is besides the point.
This is not all doom and gloom however. My other housemate has a laptop that has a wireless network adapter built in, and it just so happens that one of our neighbours has a wireless network that has no form of protection on it. Soooo.... ^_^
I'm only 'borrowing' the connection very briefly so that I can write this out.... And check on my mail... And look at my regular sites... That's it. Hopefully I'll have something sorted out by the end of this week.
8 Jun 2006 Hair update 1
I'm still loosing my hair.
It's not good. I try my best to style it using gels of stiffness. But every morning, as I wash my hair ready for the new day, I see strands of hair. Not just a couple, I'm talking about a dozen individual hairs removed from their siblings. I get the feeling that my scalp is now starting to get a tan.
What gives?? I eat (kinda) healthy, I'm not as stressed at work as I was about a month ago, I've even forced myself to stop playing Second Life as much so I can get decent nights sleep (that was a toughie to pull off). But still I see my fringe and hairline recess further and further back, revealing my thick bone-head.
It's not that I mind going bald. In fact I'd be quite happy to shave my head and hate my baldness with pride. Hell I'm looking forward to the moment when I can say things like "I'm a mere child of 82" so that I am young at heart. But these are things I'm expecting when I'm in my thirties and beyond, I'm in my early twenties and I
need to look good 24/7 (ha!). I struggle enough to look
half decent. I don't need the extra hassle of making my thin hair lok half decent. The molting needs to stop now!
I tell you this much; I am
not going to resort to surgically grafting my pubic hair from my ass or crotch onto my head. The texture's all wrong for one thing.
4 Jun 2006 Lets go fly a kite...
I went to the Annual Kite Festival in Basingstoke yesterday and I got sunburnt by the hot sun. How's that for random?